Sphincter Resonance

i thought this would work best in the "weired" catagory, but if it works it could have its uses, (for constipated people)!

but if its good for anything its can give you a good headache after a while! :)

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Submitted: 21-Sep-2003 by illu
Download preset: SphincterResonance1.0.bwg

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22-Nov-2003, ThreePieceHat

I believe what are are referring to is more commonly know as the brown noise. The brown noise is supposed to make you lose bowel functions and you make a mess inside of your pants.

01-Dec-2003, Samson

I do wanna try this, but I'm not until I learn more about it. I'm all about the drug sim sounds, but one to make me poop?

24-Jan-2004, no one

it isnt real

13-Feb-2004, seraphim

weve got a brown noise generator in my college, it just make you fart, it vibrates strong enough to loosen the bowels, usefull for constipation/prank. big enough speakers could theoretically vibrate your crap to a liquid state, and you would have no choice but to poop yourself... interesting

18-Feb-2004, Mule

I wanna thank you guys for making me laugh, I haven't been that happy in a long time. Space is not the final frontier........ The human mind is!

14-Feb-2005, AndyZon1

Hi All, I downloaded the BWG before going to bed one night. A site was referenced that had a list of frequencies and their effects. Looking down the list I was AMAZED!! to see the frequency of "Sphincter Resonance" which I never even IMAGINED existed!!! Yes I saw the "Brown Noise" episode of "South Park" - screw you guys I'm going home! - which I thought was just them larking around. Anyhow, having got the BWG, I was too sleepy to download the "poo resonance", so went straight to bed. Half way thru the night I woke up THREE TIMES with cramps in my stomach and my anus being triggered, and I FLEW to the lavatory!!! Talk about "MIND OVER MATTER"!!! My mind must have "SELF-GENERATED" the "Poo" frequency??? And I didn't even LISTEN to anything!!!

19-Jun-2005, Mike

Wow! I did this one to my brother and it worked! He didn't know whitch one I was choosing and about one minute thirty seconds into it, he goes "It feel like I gotta take s***" GREAT JOB! This preset is helarious! and could be helpfull

19-Aug-2005, Vikk

Well, i saw the brown noise episode of South Park too. I think that if it works, it would mainly be a variable if you have to go or not. If you are just about to hav to go, it may work. If you just went, probably not!

05-Oct-2005, Dave

After having a cigarette, this definitely gave my brown eye a spasm; and I had to make a run for it! It really works! I promise to use it when I'm not so regular. Peace out dude!!!!!!!!!! P.S.- Laugh all you want, but for all those who haven't gone in a while, just listen, and the magic will begin, I promise! ;-)

11-Oct-2005, Sabu

Finally, a bwgen with good pranktical use. Run this into a wav file, then merge it with a popular song. Spread the joy around! Disclaimer: this will make people angry at you.

13-Oct-2005, Ali B

Excuse, for being clever but a blond has to take every opportunity. The brown noise makes the colon vibrate at its natural frequency (the rate at which it naturally vibrates) and makes you lose control of it. Causing you to have an accident, but there is an optimum sound. Unfortunately I don't know this lol

29-Dec-2005, CG

That is creepy. . . I instantly felt a pulsation in my colon. It hasn't caused a release of bowels yet, but it seems to be pretty close at just over 3 minutes. (shudders)

21-Jan-2006, Rob

Hate to break it to everyone, but no-one has proven that brown sound works. A lot of people claim it works once they try it, because they expect it to, and that has a psychological effect. It's similar to the placebo effect. So far, it seems to be just an urban legend. Sorry guys.

03-Feb-2006, Cardboardbox

OOh man i lissned to it for about a min, mostly just rubling in my colen but i get the feeling that i have to fart and theres no gas to push out.

04-Feb-2006, Jay Arr

This must be bullshit. Nobody I know has a sound system that can produce a tone at 5Hz. Most home stereos don't go below 80Hz at the lowest, and even high-end studios don't go below 50 or 30. 20Hz is the lowest humans can hear, and you have to have a SERIOUS speaker to make tones at that freq. This is bullshit placebo.

25-Feb-2006, Max

I didnt crap but it gave me a headache.

14-Mar-2006, nelson

i cant say it works, i tried with headphones, max volume, lowest colume, everything, so i can say it's bulllshit

29-Mar-2006, anon

Jay Arr, Crazylegs: you are obviously unfamiliar with binaural beats. The speakers don't emit a sound at 5 Hz.

29-Mar-2006, Prathan

Didn't the Myth busters prove that the brown note doesn't work? sounds cool anyway but I don't want to crap myself just for fun

12-Apr-2006, alex

i think the mythbusters are a load of crap the brown noise is real !!!!!!!!

18-Apr-2006, toe fungus

Put this onto a CD and took it round to a mates house while he was having a party round there. About 60 people there, put it on full volume. All I can say is thank god he has 5 toilets in his house.

14-May-2006, wtf

how the hell can u listen to it via headfones!? the sound NEEDS to be near ur bowel! So maybe holding a SPEAKER (instead of a crappy headfone)near ur BELLY. ;) and tada it may work!

21-May-2006, JWadie

how the hell am i supposed to play this file?

22-May-2006, dot

well, i personally think it works. But never really tried it though. I saw it on an episode of "Brainiacs".

31-May-2006, SF

Jay Arr and Crazylegs, you idiots, it doesn't produce the actual tone, RTFM! Please!

07-Jun-2006, Zach

You can download the "brown noise", but you can't play it. Normal speakers (expecially computer speakers) don't reach a low enough frequency (5-9 hz) to play anything within the range that the brown noise is believed to exist.

15-Jun-2006, Mike

There once was a car that vibraded and conducted the brown noise, but they redesigned it so the noise was no more. Most speakers cannot reach the frequency of the brown noise as stated earlier in this forum.

21-Jun-2006, ME

I'm not sure if it works, but I got a nasty stomachache after playing it loudly through my subwoofer. I think it partially works.

22-Jun-2006, me

The Majority of u r stupid because: 1. i've never heard of any kind of speaker or subwoofer that can go below 30 hz, even the huge ones used at concerts & gigs. So how do you people expect to hear it on a CD or on your headphones. 2. For those of you with head phones.... it definately wont work because the speakers in a headphone are tiny and the thing that makes u crap is the sound virbrating not your ears hearing it! 3. Of COURSE IT DIDNT WORK IN MYTHBUSTERS AND BRAINIACS! THEY DIDNT USE SUBWOOFERS THAT GO ANYWHERE BELOW 30 HZ. Brown noise needs to be played on a system that can make sounds at 5 - 7 hz.

22-Jun-2006, ME

I believe it is all true, but no-one has successfully achieved it because there isnt much equipment in the world that can go below 30 hz. For brown noise to really work, it needs to be played on speakers/subwoofers that can go right down to 5 hz...

06-Jul-2006, alex

i listned to it from a different site and it made me fart, have a headache, and have a stomachache i say it exists but only works if you listen to it for a while.

16-Jul-2006, James

Guys, It DOES work IF you have the correct gear to do it, spakers that go to 5Hz will produce the sound and therefore the desired effect! But those are rare and i doubt anyone on here who has said it does work has any, I have tried it on some speakers i have that go down to 10Hz and -28db and it didnt work but its menat to be played at 5Hz i do believe. SO it is possible but guys, stop bullshitting about having done it! feel free to email me if you have the appropriate equiptment to get to 5Hz and -28db and i will give you the credit for doing it!!

13-Aug-2006, ???????

where do you download it coz whenever i download the brown noise and listen to it it isnt a low hum like there should be

02-Oct-2006, Peter c

I was playing during sex and my girlfriend shat all over me I LOVED IT!!

10-Nov-2006, cURLy bOi

it actually works, i tried it with class AA amplifier Technics SU-VX500 and monster-size speakers. With high bass, high volume and loudness button enabled, it took aprox. 40s to make me crap. i must notice you it wont work with headphones, cause that sound operates not in your head but in your stomach. so even indifferent people can use that while you dont need to hear it, it just vibrates your sphincter

14-Nov-2006, Gerhardt

i think that its a bull shit storry and im willing to do the test myself to prove it

17-Feb-2007, superbro

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03-Apr-2007, Valintino

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11-Apr-2007, emu

holy shit! thanks, i was really down in the dumps until i saw this preset and almost shit myself laughing:> brainwave entrainment is great, but laughter is still the best medicine. i don't get the debate over the validity of this preset because speakers won't produce 5hz? isn't this based on binaural beats. 5hz isn't produce externally, your mind produces it. anyways thanks again.

11-Apr-2007, Valintino

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12-Apr-2007, Valintino

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11-May-2008, cURLy bOi

yeah sure but you must realize this preset, however is produced by brainwave generator, isnt aimed to your brain, but to your sphincter, which, after all, needs to be resonated by those waves...

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